12-27:
10:36 AM: Woke up
10:39 AM: Breakfast
12:47 PM: McDonalds for lunch
12:58 PM: Manager of Big Macs caught me taking too many free packages
of ketchup
12:59 PM: Was thrown in the supply closet (aka: prison cell) below the
establishment
1:00 PM: Find a rat, call him Mortimer
1:03 PM: Mortimer and I discuss hopes, dreams, and what possibly could
be in the McFish Sandwitch
1:04 PM: MOBM (Manager of Big Macs) tells us to quiet down.
1:06 PM: Mortimer and I quietly discuss how much we despise the MOBM.
1:08 PM: Rescue my laptop from a heap of trash in the north west corner
of the 'supply closet' (aka: prison cell)
1:09 PM: Log on to tripod.com
1:10 PM: Begin my memoirs.
